The Tatt has been patiently waiting for B-24 (former Bombadill’s) to open. Come on Rebecca, turn the sign on. You can make everything perfect next week.
In the mean time, the Tatt has been returning to the Ugly Mug. The coffee wars are over. Zak Rye, former owner of the Ugly had his hearing this month. He received a suspended sentence and promised to not graffiti Ypsilanti any more.
Zak has since taken off to Chicago with his girlfriend leaving Mom to run the store. The Ugly is looking better than ever and the coffee is as good as always. The Tatt is glad to be back home getting her regular caffeine dosing.
The Ypsi Tattler 
Wow, again utterly misinformed nonsense hiding behind the safety of anonymity. You’re killing it “Tatt”, keep up the good work!
Zak, welcome back. Do tell, tattlers every where want to know, what is the truth?
I’d love to tell, so let’s make a trade. Full disclosure for full disclosure? You get the unadulterated history of the Mug, our wonderful secrets, and even the criminal histories of those involved for the delight of all tattlers everywhere. In exchange, you lose the anonymous schtick and state your actual identity.
I’m sure I’m wrong, but isn’t posting gossip under a pseudonym a clear sign of ulterior motive? Let’s get everything out into the open, ya in?
Zaky, Zaky, Zaky, you did read the the fine print, only 5% guaranteed to be true…
The Tattler has already been outed. https://ypsitattler.wordpress.com/2008/10/01/the-tattler-is-outed/
The Tatt likes her privacy like her men and her coffee, dark and full of mystery. Besides, she wouldn’t want any late night tatt tagging at the Tower.
Your mom said you moved to Chicago and you were working as a roaster and training coordinator for Metropolis Coffee Company and a tale-telling tatt at Washtenaw County Court said you got a suspended sentence
If you got more tattles to tell, do tell. Ta-ta for now.